umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
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i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
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You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
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