We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
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FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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