I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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