When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
How's work?
Spinning.
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All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
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Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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