Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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