Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
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Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
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You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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