And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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