Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
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We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
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PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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