Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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