oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
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Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
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I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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