butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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