I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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