Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
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Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
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No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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