Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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