plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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