you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
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Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
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I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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