You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
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He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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