new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
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Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
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She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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