I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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