This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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