Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
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Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
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She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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