dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
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Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
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Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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