OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
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it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
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Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
She needs sedatives and a leash
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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