Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
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Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
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I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.