I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation