We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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