I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
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There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
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Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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