if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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