I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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