FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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