We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
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