I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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