So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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