Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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