i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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