i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
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She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
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Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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