your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
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I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
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Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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