I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
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His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
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They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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