Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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