she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
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You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
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It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard