so explain again why im purple
no
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
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Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
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I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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