I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Keanu Reeves Photobombed A Couple’s Wedding Photos As A Perfect Gift
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
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I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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