Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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