I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
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Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
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Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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