We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
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