just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
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Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
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MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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