3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
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Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
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Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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