Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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