so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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