UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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