i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
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Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
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My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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