He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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