So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
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You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
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He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Help me help you realize you are a moron
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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