He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
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I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
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No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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