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Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I need a beard to bite.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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