I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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