Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
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Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
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His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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